Google yourself Quiz

[BlueStar]

this is stupid but fun. i did it, so now you gotta do it.

Rules: Google search what it says and fill out the answers.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Rory needs a haircut.

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Rory looks like he wants to kick my ass

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Rory says FedEx miss a blessing

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Rory wants to star in the DAR?

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Rory does iPhones!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Rory hates people who have long myspace names.

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Rory asks Dean to accompany her to a formal dance at Chilton {her?}

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Rory goes acoustic

Q: Type in "[your name] likes" in Google search:
A: Rory likes bananas

Q: Type in "[your name] eats" in Google search:
A: Rory eats squirrels!!!

Q: Type in "[your name] wears" in Google search:
A: Wiki answers; Where can you find the dress Rory wears in You Jump you Jump Jack? (?!)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Rory was arrested on June 19 when a prostitute bound head to toe with duct tape made enough noise in Conde's apartment to attract the attention of neighbors ..

(it wasn't me, honest!!)

[Kiran]

Ok...I'll play lollol

Q: Lorri needs....
A: To vent!

Q: Lorri looks like...
A: 16 and pregnant! hahahahahahaha

Q: Lorri says...
A: Oh my yes hahahahaha

Q: Lorri wants...
A: To include instead of exclude

Q: Lorri does...
A: not have any contacts at this time

Q: Lorri hates...
A: Liars!

Q: Lorri asks...
A: some important questions of interest to Federal Way residents

Q: Lorri goes...
A: nuts for this stuff hahahahahaha

Q: Lorri likes...
A: this

Q: Lorri eats...
A: the worm....yuk!!

Q: Lorri wears...
A: heart shaped glasses...awww

Q: Lorri was arrested for...
A: for sending obscene pics of her friends 16 year old son!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh Rory that really made me crack up laughing!!! Good one honey

[Narnia]

Okay ... I'll play ... looks like fun anyways!!


Q: Polly needs
A: Polly needs a cocktail women's v-neck shirt ... (nope!)

Q: Polly looks like
A: Polly "Looks like that girl from yesterday with the sick tweet about David Cameron's father has been banned from Twitter."

Q: Polly says
A: Polly says her back hurts ... (kinda does ... well, not really!)

Q: Polly wants
A: Polly wants a cracker .... (duh!? like what else would Polly want?)

Q: Polly does
A: Polly does lunches ... (my treat)

Q: Polly hates
A: Polly hates chilli chocolate .... (probably)

Q: Polly asks
A: Polly asks about Iran ... (sometimes I do)

Q: Polly goes
A: Polly goes to Paris ... (would love to go to Paris!)

Q: Polly likes
A: Polly likes fun facts and information ... (actually I do!)

Q: Polly eats
A: Polly eats too much candy ... (Hm? maybe I do!?)

Q: Polly wears
A: Polly wears workwear and uniforms ... (workwear ... yes!)

Q: Polly was arrested for
A: Polly was arrested for stealing lottery tickets ... (it could happen!!) ;D

[God's Toy]

Q: Peter needs
A: Peter needs to save Dumbledore

Q: Peter looks like
A: Peter looks like a hippy , Ha I do!!

Q: Peter says
A: Peter Says His Cologne Smells Like George Clooney

Q: Peter wants
A: Peter Wants To Get Into Your Pants

Q: Peter does
A: Peter does not belong in the New Testament due to its serious embellishments

Q: Peter hates
A: peter hates the godfather video

Q: Peter asks
A: Peter asks viewers to design a new 50p coin for the London 2012

Q: Peter goes
A: Peter Goes to a Japanese Funeral.

Q: Peter likes
A: Peter Likes Bananas On Mass.

Q: peter eats
A: Peter Eats Half A Fudgesicle In One Bite. Uh, oh!

Q: Peter wears
A: Peter wears girl pants!

Q: was arrested for
A: Peter was arrested for public intoxication and transported to the county jail

[inutero]

Here we go...

Q: John needs
A: 13 bottles of water from the store

Q: John looks like
A: something out of Deliverance here

Q: John says
A: to live above hell

Q: John wants
A: answers

Q: John does
A: doesn't die at the end

Q: John hates
A: jazz.

Q: John asks
A: Paul "What's that rubbish you're doing?"

Q: John goes
A: boating.

Q: John likes
A: 400

Q: John eats
A: a lightbulb.

Q: John wears
A: the pants.

Q: John was arrested for
A: the Wonderland murders in December 4, 1981. (yeah I was like 6...don't mess with me)

[little bird]

Ha - I love the idea of this. I kept getting results for silly Keira Knightley (damn her and her stupid way to spell our name) so not all the results are technically supposed to be with my spelling but they'll do.


Kiera needs phone numbers

Kiera looks like she's sucking lemons when she's not smiling ... a Keira Knightley one here.

Kiera says Marquita is “so full of life and just sparkles”

Kiera wants to hit double figures

Kiera does LadyGaGa

Kiera hates cats ... SO UNTRUE!!

Kiera asks that you just not talk

Kiera goes peepee and poop in the potty ... lmao at this one though this does refer to a YouTube video which is somewhat worrying!

Kiera likes cheese ... I do.

Kiera eats Cap'n Crunch ...think that's a cereal in the US. Never had them.

Kiera wears lame cat ears

[Jester Black]

Q:Jay needs
A: Jay needs to s**t and is stuck in traffic (geeze, story of my life!!!)

Q: Jay looks like
A: like a woman, or Jackie O, or something ( I really should quit NOW!)

Q: Jay says
A: he was born 16

Q: Jay wants
A: work on global warming bills halted (NO I DON’T!!!)

Q: Jay does
A: not regard “amateur” as a pejorative. (huh?)

Q: Jay hates
A: racisim.

Q: Jay asks
A: What's the most ridiculous (but brilliant!) thing we & the #twfanmily could do to promote #twheartvacancy?

Q: Jay goes
A: in about the Illuminati rumors in this one!! (geeze, I really hope Enke doesn’t see this, lol)

Q: Jay likes
A: to grab a** and subs! ( I knew I should quit!)

Q: Jay eats
A: crack for topshop vouchers (this is just getting ugly lol)

Q: Jay wears
A: Spiderman socks! (they looked!)

Q: Jay was arrested for
A: excessive gas at Rawhide. (ok, I should just shoot myself!)

[Anjou]

Kiera eats Cap'n Crunch ...think that's a cereal in the US. Never had them.

I love it!
And Cap'n Crunch is particularly taste with Crunch Berries.

[Anjou]

Thanks for rolling this out, Rory. Everyone's posts are fun. I found some real oddities.

Q: Anjou needs....
A: Anjou needs a car. (I have one, but thank you.)

Q: Anjou looks like....
A: Anjou looks like San Francisco. (I am not quite as large, but I am perhaps as quirky.)

Q: Anjou says....
A: Anjou says Cabernet d'Anjou. (Indeed.)

Q: Anjou wants....
A: Anjou wants to thank Peter Stein. (Wherever you are, Mister Stein!)

Q: Anjou does....
A: Anjou does Facebook. (Rarely.)

Q: Anjou hates....
A: Anjou hates chunky, newborn, Anjou-pear hats. (Perhaps I do?)

Q: Anjou asks....
A: Anjou asks St. Thomas Aquinas to reorganize the University of Naples. (Ah, yes. I remember that day.)

Q: Anjou goes....
A: Anjou goes well with most meals. (If I do say so myself.)

Q: Anjou likes....
A: Anjou likes photography. (Sure.)

Q: Anjou eats....
A: Anjou eats cheap eats. (Yes, though occasionally I splurge.)

Q: Anjou wears....
A: 12th- and 13th-century braies (and other undergarments). (I would prefer that this information not be released to the public.)

Q: Anjou was arrested for....
A: Anjou was arrested for narcotics and firearms violations. (Yikes!)

[Kiran]

HAHAHAHAHA I have to say I have had some great chuckles reading through these...just shows...you never really know someone eh??? lollol
I think the two that made m laugh most about mine were the one about being 16 and pregnant (like thats going to happen at this stage in my life!!!!) and the one about being arrested for obscene pics of a 16 year old!!! hahahaha if only you knew (Erm...not that I have been arrested btw!!! ) lol

That was a great idea Rory!!!

[Narnia]

-Q: Anjou wears....
A: 12th- and 13th-century braies (and other undergarments). (I would prefer that this information not be released to the public.)

Totally digging your sense of humour there, my friend!!


And yep, I agree with you Lorri .... this is an awesome thread indeed ... well done Rory!!

Q: Jay looks like
A: like a woman, or Jackie O, or something ( I really should quit NOW!)

Oh ... Jay ... you had some really ones ... glad that you didn't quit!!

By the way ... it is nice to see you around these parts again!!

[Lion Spirit Walker]

Q: Michael needs...
A: Michael needs a life without cock. [I think this may result in Michael becoming a Michelle. Lol.]
Q: Michael looks...
A: Michael looks like he is picking his nose. [I swear I was only itching the nostril.]
Q: Michael says...
A: Michael says stealing books for the kindle is trivially easy. [But only when you live near a library.]
Q: Michael wants...
A: Michael wants a second term. [The time just slipped away during the first one.]
Q: Michael does...
A: Michael does metal. [But I actually preffer wood.]
Q: Michael hates...
A: Michael hates Hobbitses. [Especially if we're in the same bed together.]
Q: Michael asks...
A: Michael asks Why? {I honestly think it was my first spoken word.]
Q: Michael goes...
A: Michael goes to junkie heaven. [I did but they kicked me out.]
Q: Michael likes...
A: Michael likes it. [Um. Sometimes.]
Q: Michael eats...
A: Michael eats world. [Seriously, it was only cake.]
Q: Michael wears...
A: Michael wears Mike. [More than a few times in Philadelphia.]
Q: Michael was arrested for...
A: Michael was arrested for possession of class C drugs. [Although I actually preffer classes B & D.]

[Lion Spirit Walker]

A lot of fun. Cool thread Rory.

[Rana]

hi guys ..you know im from N.Z .. do i actually type that into google or do i make it up ? becos mine so far has alot to do with Cricket and bollywood ..

[Kiran]

You just type your name and one of the questions Rana and then pick that answer that comes up first....say.....Rana likes...first one I got up on google was that Rana likes this.

[BlueStar]

LOL! Funniest. Thread. Ever! I was reading it on my phone and laughing out loud and had to explain what I was finding so funny. You have to see it to understand though. Wonderful to see everyone joining in - keep it coming folks. Laughter therapy is the best

[Anjou]

Laughter therapy is the best

I completely agree! Thanks to everyone who has participated.
I enjoy them all.